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Images by Olivia Morison

The messy musings of a queer vegan

Protein makes a sexy, sarcastic, soy-tastic return by popular demand. One hour of non-stop chaos in the life of a messy millennial searching for love and morality in modern adulthood.

In the midst of an identity crisis, queer vegan Charlie decides to give up pornography and hit the gay dating scene. Sex proves to be a disastrous distraction from self-loathing, and they soon realise that being emotionally unhinged and cynical makes them a difficult romantic candidate. Also, their pet goldfish Bob is horribly depressed.

Written by Darby James.

"Absolutely flawless – effortlessly shifting from comedy to heartbreak to hilarious despair..."
— Australian Arts Review

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Auslan Interpreted
Vision Rating less than 50%

Dates & Times

OPENING 25 Jan 7pm
LIVE 25-29 Jan | Wed-Sun 7pm
DIGITAL Mon 30 Jan 7pm
AUSLAN 26 Jan 7pm


OPENING $25.00
FULL $35.00
CONC $30.00
DIGITAL $28.00 - Mon 30 Jan only
COMPANION FREE - please email [email protected] to arrange


The MC Showroom

L1/48 Clifton St, Prahran

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Sandringham line to Prahran


6 to stop 31 | tram 78 to stop 46

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Coarse language, Sexual references

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