Terms & Conditions

Darcy is the hostess with the least-est!

If you could invite anyone to a dinner party, dead or alive, who would it be? Surely not your neighbours and absolutely not Patricia The Brain! Terms & Conditions is a solo show that indulges the absurd and the mundane. This is a show for the old, the new, the lonely, the borrowed and the blue. Everyone has their baggage; some keep theirs in garbage bags, others in Louis Vuitton. Some in an airtight container, only opened to get the crumbs at the bottom.

Darcy is the hostess with the least-est, anticipating the arrival of Meaty Sue, Botanist Brianne and THE Roberta Jones. Overhearing people’s stories, advice and general blathering sends Darcy into a state of stupefaction. They dissect what others have said, and attempt to shut up those who just keep on talkinnnngggg. After getting changed into at least 30 different outfits - none quite right, Darcy realises the common denominator.