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A gay Hogwarts comedy

Taking place during the Tri-Wizard Tournament (which sadly isn't a wizard three-way), a gay Hufflepuff becomes obsessed with Cedric Diggory and tries to help him win the tournament, going to any lengths from casting spells and creating potions sometimes with catastrophic results! All the while, battling the obstacles that any gay student faces at school.

So Slither-in to this Chamber of Secrets and be entertained by a story filled with every Harry Potter innuendo, fantastic musical numbers and some spell-binding onstage magic!

Although this production is set at Hogwarts and has a Harry Potter theme to it, it is in no way affiliated or endorsed by The Wizarding World or Harry Potter, Warner Bros, or JK Rowling, with ZERO proceeds going to these organisations or individuals. The performer, venue and writer do not support JK Rowling and all parties are supporters and advocates of Trans rights. This performance does denounce JK Rowling's Anti-Trans statements.

About the Performer (Dirk Strachan)

Dirk is a musical theatre and cabaret performer headlining the Vaudeville shows at the Speakeasy Theatre under the name Jack London. He has appeared in productions such as The Producers, Avenue Q, Hairspray, The Woman In Black, The Scarlet Pimpernel and The Phantom of the Opera. Recently Dirk appeared as himself in the Reality Series “The Traitors” for Endemol Shine and Network 10. Last year Dirk made his Midsumma debut with the show “Hollywood”, the story of Peg Entwistle, an actress who leapt off the Hollywood sign in 1932.


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Dates & Times

WHEN 26-27 Jan, 2-3 Feb, 9-10 Feb | Fri, Sat 7pm


FULL $40.00
CONC $30.00
EARLY BIRD 15% discount at checkout on full price tickets until 11pm 19 Dec 2023
3-SHOW 10% discount at checkout on full price tickets when purchasing 3+ eligible events
COMPANION FREE - please email [email protected] to arrange


Speakeasy Theatre

522 Flinders St, Melbourne CBD

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Southern Cross or Flinders Street


35, 70, 75 to stop 3 (Market St/Flinders St) | tram 11, 12, 48, 109 to stop 3 (William St/Collins St)

Event notes


New Work, Australian Premiere


The theatre is at the top of a flight of stairs and the building does not have an elevator. The staircase is quite wide with a handrail.


Strong language, Strobe lights, Smoke/haze, Mature themes, Loud or sudden noises.

The performance takes place all around the theatre with the audience sometimes needing to turn in their seats to see some of the action. The performance includes loud noises, smoke/haze and the use of theatrical fire onstage (including sudden bursts of fire from wands).

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